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BGSU Update & What The Hell Is A Lord Jeff?

I just wanted to add a couple of things to the Bowling Green Hockey story here so you the faithful few can help the cause as best as one can do on the Internet.

First off, you can do your part to stay apprised on new information and fun ways to try and reach out to the BGSU administration by checking out the Facebook group “Save BGSU Hockey!” and joining up with them. If you’re not on Facebook, where the hell have you been?

One thing that’s been mentioned in the discussion over there is how, on top of funding for improvements to the hockey team’s facilities being cut and the building of the Sebo Center for the football program there’s also another massive project underway at Bowling Green that was just announced in December.

The university has unveiled the design of the Stroh Center, the new campus basketball arena. I’m not going to point out the obvious here about their new facility sharing the name of a legendary brewery but I will at least show you this that by doing so, you’ll further upset the hockey gods:

Stroh’s: Good enough for Mario, yet not good enough for BGSU Hockey

The cost of the Stroh Center is slated to clock in at around $36 million dollars. I guess it would be unreasonable to ask that this be a multi-purpose arena.

Wait? It is?

The 131,000 square-foot building will also house the Champions Court practice facility, a BGSU team store, the BGSU Hall of Fame, the University’s main ticket office, athletic offices for men’s basketball, women’s basketball and women’s volleyball, conference and video rooms and sports medicine areas.

Oh, I see. BGSU Hall of Fame? I guess that won’t have any mention of hockey there, right? You know, once they make the program a distant memory and all, right? I can see the entry for Rob Blake now…

What’s this “hockey” you speak of?

That seems fitting. I’m sure this will be placed right next to the NCAA Championship trophy that’ll be covered in dust and buried in the back of the display case behind all the MAC basketball participation trophies.

I guess my point here is that if you’re in charge of a university’s spending and you’re contemplating cutting off programs, ones that at one time were powerful National Championship programs, because of budget concerns… Why build a new arena with that money?

Oh I get it that the Stroh family gave them an $8 million gift to erect something in their name and they’re very generous for that, but that’s still $28 million coming from elsewhere, $22 million of which is coming from each BGSU student in the form of a $60 student fee.

Real nice, right? I guess asking for fiscal responsibility or accountability or even common sense is asking for the world. Amazing.

I have a feeling we’ll be revisiting this story more in the future.

As for actual hockey that’s going to be played…

Gross Misconduct is hitting the road for more Back To School action – this time I’ll be heading to Amherst, Massachusetts for the NCAA Division III Quarterfinals between the Hobart Statesmen and the Amherst Lord Jeffs.

Wait, the what now? Lord Jeffs?!

Yes, it’s true – Division III hockey is made all the more entertaining by the incredible nicknames many of the teams have. In Amherst’s case, a ridiculous team nickname is made much less intimidating and impressive when you look at a picture of the man responsible for the name.

Lord Jeffrey Amherst: Supermodel

Be afraid everyone! It’s the dandy fops!

With that said, Lord Amherst was a real son of a bitch to deal with during the French and Indian Wars and might be one of the most sadistic people around as he’s credited with being the first military man to incorporate germ warfare into his strategy.

I’m not joking. Quoth Lord Amherst:

Could it not be contrived to send the Small Pox among those disaffected tribes of Indians? We must on this occasion use every stratagem in our power to reduce them.

Yes, but you see, Native American nicknames are a big problem in college sports.


Aside from that, I don’t think I’ll be accepting any free gifts the college might hand out, my paranoia level is sky high after reading this. Then again, after reading all that information about Lord Jeffrey Amherst, the Hobart nickname of Statesmen seems even more cartoonish than their logo:

Ooooh… Scary!

Hobart would be better off posting a picture of the least favorite Congressman or Senator at the time to scare people, but they apparently want to avoid rioting. I can’t really fault them for that.

Amherst earned their way to the quarterfinals by defeating Babson College 4-1 and Hobart advanced after taking out Nichols College 3-0. The winner of this game advances to Division III Frozen Four in Lake Placid to face the winner of the Plattsburgh State-Neumann College game, so to say it’s kind of a big deal is an understatement.


Cancelling Falcons Crest

Filed under: Back To School,Bowling Green University,college hockey — Joe Yerdon @ 3:43 AM

I’ve been jumping back into my collegiate hockey roots here a bit because, frankly, this point of the NHL season bores me while also making me furious. I know that the playoff races are crazy and “anything can shake loose” and all that. I get it, that’s great, that’s fine. Whatever.

It bores me because you have mediocre teams stepping up their play when they’ve been sleepwalking all season long and you’ve got teams that have been legitimately great all year dogging it because they’re equal parts injured or bored and have coasted along waiting for the playoffs to begin. It happens every season and it’s frustrating to try and cover. I made my calls on who was missing the playoffs before the season was even starting and somehow it’s looking like I’m going to be, at worst, 60% correct.

Suck on that Dwayne Klessel.

With that said, it’s not all sunshine and rainbows in the college game. It’s conference playoff time in Division I and NCAA Tournament time in Division III, and that’s the greatest time of the year to be a college hockey fan – but there’s dire talk coming out of Ohio.

College Hockey News broke a story discussing the financial muck and mire the Bowling Green University program is in:

Bowling Green school president Dr. Carol Cartwright was rumored to have made a recommendation that cutting hockey be one of the options. University trustee Michael Marsh denied that was the case, and said that decisions on alleviating a large budget shortfall would come from the athletic director Greg Christopher.

If you’ve been following college hockey for any amount of time, this story line isn’t anything new. Last season, Wayne State University ended their program thanks to budget cutbacks in higher education in the state of Michigan. It’s an all too familiar story and with college hockey not being one of the cheapest sports to maintain, especially if you don’t own your own facility, it’s one that hurts schools that haven’t been successful at all.

That’s not the case with Bowling Green.

Bowling Green University boasts a pretty impressive list of players who have come out of there. Take a look at the names on this list:

Rob Blake: Former L.A. King and current San Jose Sharks defenseman.

Ken Morrow
: Former Islanders defenseman and member of the 1980 “Miracle On Ice” Olympic gold medal winners in the Lake Placid games.

George McPhee
: A Hobey Baker Award winner and former NHL’er now currently the general manager of the Washington Capitals.

Dan Bylsma
: Former NHL journeyman and now head coach of the Pittsburgh Penguins.

Kevin Bieksa
: Current Vancouver Canucks defenseman.

The list of other former players at BGSU includes 80s and 90s hockey “That Guys” like Garry Galley, Todd Rierden, Nelson Emerson, Brian Holzinger, Mike Liut, Paul Ysebaert, and Greg de Vries.

A couple of the other names familiar with Bowling Green hockey come from their 1984 National Championship team.

Oh, did I forget to mention that BGSU won a title? Yeah, these kinds of things can get forgotten about apparently.

A few of the players on that team have moved on to become great coaches in college hockey, among them RIT’s Wayne Wilson, Ohio State’s John Markell, Clarkson’s George Roll and current Bowling Green head coach Scott Paluch.

Roll in particular had a lot to say about this news with Bowling Green. More from the CHN story:

I don’t know the specifics. I do know I have a lot of pride from that program, it was the best years or my life, and I hate to see the program being treated this way.

I don’t think the program has been supported like it needs to, just from things I’ve heard. Being there this year (with Clarkson), the rink clearly needs work. There’s a lot of talk amongst alumni in the last couple days. We’re doing what we can.

This is what it boils down to for programs in positions like this: Donations from the alumni.

What’s worse is that BGSU had planned to do improvements to the home rink but eventually cut the budget down for such things so much they bagged it entirely – money likely reallocated and spent on the football program and to make improvements to Doyt Perry Stadium – including the brand new Sebo Center which attaches to the stadium and is meant to be an all-purpose athletic facility.

What’s sadder still is that it took donations from NHL players Rob Blake and Nelson Emerson to even get improvements to the team’s locker room handled. Don’t get me wrong here, money in college is always better spent on education but given how much students fork over to attend there, monies ponied up from state taxpayers or extremely wealthy donors that enjoy seeing their name carved in stone – it probably wouldn’t hurt to see a few things kept up to code, at the least.

Shouldn’t a former championship program deserve a better fate than this?

What happens next? Will a big donor or two come forth and help, and (pardon the phrasing it can’t be helped here) bail out the program and get it set on the correct course? Will there be a farewell tour next season for the Falcons where they, essentially, play a lame duck season knowing full-well that they’re done after the year (similar to what happened to Wayne State)?

It’s tough to say, but if I’m going to lean any way on this: I have to think the axe is going to fall and Division I hockey gets a team lighter. Why? Simple. The president of Bowling Green State University has overseen this type of thing before.

Dr. Carol Cartwright is an esteemed woman in academia and someone who is highly regarded at being one of the best in the country at running a university. She’s also the woman with the blood of the Kent State Golden Flashes hockey program on her hands.

In 1991, Cartwright was named president of Kent State and in 1994, the program called it quits. Cartwright was just named president of Bowling Green State in January and sees a failing and faltering program that is draining money and not making any of it back. Frankly, in her position you can see why she would make a recommendation to cut the program.

The Falcons suffer greatly in attendance, playing to a 40.9% (2,044 out of 5,000) full arena on average, a mark only better than a few schools: American International, Sacred Heart, Bentley, Alabama-Huntsville, and Ohio State.

The first three schools listed there play to less than an average of 500 fans per game in venues that hold less than 2,000 people. Compare that to Alabama-Huntsville who is in a similar situation to Bowling Green meanwhile Ohio State draws nearly 4,200 per game inside the cavernous Value City Arena at the Jerome Schottenstein Center on the OSU campus, a facility they share with the basketball team.

If folks aren’t going to the games, you’re not making ticket revenue, people aren’t buying team gear – all of that. Then again, who wants to go to an arena that hasn’t seen improvements made to it since the school last won a National Championship.

You get back what you put into things and in the case with the Bowling Green hockey program, it appears not much other than basic maintenance and budgeting has been put into it and it’s shown in the standings. They haven’t made an NCAA Tournament appearance since 1990, and they haven’t been above .500 since the 1996-1997 season under coach Buddy Powers.

The school is then in the position of deciding whether or not to reward mediocrity and apparently opted not to while ignoring the fact that having sub-par facilities go a long way towards making a program more successful and bringing in better recruits and putting a winner on the ice that folks want to come watch.

In the financial “chicken or egg” way of thinking, the school administrators simply understand that neither the chicken nor the eggs are making any money and that’s all that matters. If the eggs weren’t rotten or the chickens were more palatable, then maybe BGSU doesn’t have to worry.


The administrators don’t have the time nor the patience to worry and they need financial results fast and a good way to score a few hundred thousand dollars is to cut off a program that’s not getting it done.

At other schools where this has happened, a lack of success can be blamed but ultimately it’s not athletics people are plunking their money down for at those schools (namely Fairfield and Iona College most recently). Sure, they’ve got football teams too but hockey doesn’t carry the zest for any of the big money alums from places like that – there’s no history for hockey and unless you’re hamstrung by Title IX concerns and money worries, football will always stick around.

BGSU has history and a damn good one at that. This isn’t going to be a quiet dismissal the way Fairfield, Iona, Wayne State, Findlay, Kent State and Illinois-Chicago were before.

This one will be loud and it will be felt across the hockey landscape and a lot of the blame can rest on the shoulders of the administration that turned their backs on it for so long.

Bowling Green has been given nothing and now there may be nothing to get back. Maybe this can all be averted but with an announcement like this sneaking out at the end of the season, I can’t help but figure that bad news for hockey at Bowling Green is coming sooner than not.

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